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    On Mon 23 Jul 2012 at: 07:03 Teacher wrote:
    I phoned up a computer shop in Brighton to find out why my windows keep freezing up. They told me to pour warm water over it. Don't try it as it completely nackered my computer.

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    On Mon 23 Jul 2012 at: 22:22 The Super K wrote:
    I said to my wife.. 'Get me a newspaper'. 'Dont be silly' she replied, 'you can borrow my Ipad'........ That spider never knew what hit it!!!!!!!!!!!

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    On Tue 24 Jul 2012 at: 09:35 Ibll Agtes wrote:
    All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

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    On Tue 24 Jul 2012 at: 10:30 Redundant Rose wrote:
    "The Khasi of Kalabar: May the benevolence of the god Shivoo bring blessings on your house.
    Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And on yours.
    The Khasi of Kalabar: And may his wisdom bring success in all your undertakings.
    Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And in yours.
    The Khasi of Kalabar: And may his radiance light up your life.
    Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And up yours."

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    On Tue 24 Jul 2012 at: 11:12 Pervy Pete wrote:
    After having sex with Cheryl Cole I have made 2 conclusions.
    1. She is not very good.
    2. The staff at Madame Tussauds are miserable gits.

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    On Wed 25 Jul 2012 at: 07:55 Teacher wrote:
    When I was born God gave me two choices, an enlarged manhood or a good memory. The trouble is I have forgotten which one I asked for.

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