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    On Wed 30 May 2012 at: 18:01 Very concerned citizen wrote:
    I woke up this morning to find a turd situated on my front lawn. Assuming it must have been a fox or a cat that had respectfully left the devilish copper rivet two meters away from my son's play-slide, I returned with a plastic bag. However, as I looked closer I could see that it was not the dropping of a fox or a cat, it was manmade. After calling my fellow neighbours to a neighbourhood watch meeting I discovered I was not the only person to find an unwelcome package on my lawn. I urge anyone reading this to keep there eyes open and sprinklers (if you have any) kept on because I have a very strong feeling Jack the Sh*tter will strike again.

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    On Wed 30 May 2012 at: 18:27 PS I LOVE YOU wrote:
    I also found a fresh donation on my doorstep this morning. It has a few silvery hairs in it and deposited on top was what appeared to be a faeces encrusted glove puppet.

    Check it out here »
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    On Wed 30 May 2012 at: 19:31 Vampire Buffet Slayer wrote:
    I've had the same. Whoever it is needs to lay off the fig syrup.

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    On Wed 30 May 2012 at: 21:37 yuk wrote:
    that really is disgusting where in lewes is this happening?

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    On Thu 31 May 2012 at: 08:45 Very concerned citezen wrote:
    Unfortunately I don't know where he operates, however he has made his mark around the Nevill

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    On Thu 31 May 2012 at: 19:15 Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
    I have to ask this: how can you be so sure it's a human turd and not one left by a stray dog?

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    On Thu 31 May 2012 at: 22:38 Le Petomane wrote:
    Human poops are significantly different from dog poops (size and structure tend to be the obvious giveaways).
    Dysfunctional behaviour seems to be all the rage. Just glad I've never been a follower of fashion.

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    On Fri 1 Jun 2012 at: 08:17 myself wrote:
    What a load of crap!
    Sorry, i'll get my coat

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    On Fri 1 Jun 2012 at: 09:40 Cliffite wrote:
    I did spot what looked like a poop from a particularly unwell person in a discarded plastic meat package tray thing on the road near Railway Land this morning, most unusual

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    On Fri 1 Jun 2012 at: 12:19 Downsman wrote:
    I found one behind my shed 2 weeks ago , complete with soiled red pants ! My shed backs onto the downs on the nev ,

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    On Fri 1 Jun 2012 at: 15:22 Very concerned citizen wrote:
    It's what the teens are into nowadays. I miss the years where rebellion consisted of rock music and dope

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