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    On Wed 28 Jul 2010 at: 18:26 Clifford wrote:
    I see Winston Churchill's dentures are being auctioned. Wouldn't it be nice if Hitler's missing testicle turned up and you could get the WW2 set?

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    On Wed 28 Jul 2010 at: 19:13 Brixtonbelle wrote:
    What about adding in Napoleon's arm, Nelson's eye and Abu Hanza's hand ?

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    On Wed 28 Jul 2010 at: 19:21 Clifford wrote:
    Full house.

    PS - Did Napoleon lose an arm?

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    On Wed 28 Jul 2010 at: 22:14 Old Cynic wrote:
    I think you mean Nelson's arm (and eye of course)
    Napoleon was just short and bald!

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 00:10 Brixtonbelle wrote:
    yes you're right - Nelson's arm and eye.
    And then of course there's Van Gogh's ear to add to the mix.

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 09:30 sashimi wrote:
    The Earl of Uxbridge lost his leg at the Battle of Waterloo. He turned to the Duke of Wellington and said: "By God, sir, I've lost my leg!" — to which Wellington replied, "By God, sir, so you have!" The leg was then buried in the Waterloo garden of Hyacinthe Joseph-Marie Paris (a man). Maybe this too could be acquired for the Lewes Museum of Discarded Body Parts?

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 09:35 'ere be monsters wrote:
    Nelson didn't lose an eye, only the use of it. he didn't even wear an eye patch.
    Idi Amin's charm and wit?

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 12:14 TAFKAPS wrote:
    Maggie Thatchers charm? David Camerons substance? Nick Cleggs role?

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 12:24 kevsy wrote:
    Norman Bakers backbone

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 12:35 Clifford wrote:
    Tom Paine's bones.

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 12:46 Sam Spam wrote:
    sooty's voice!....

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 14:53 Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
    Tony Blair's conscience?

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 15:01 Down and Out wrote:
    The Pope's child protection policy?

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 15:31 Brixtonbelle wrote:
    Mother Teresa's habit

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 16:05 Misery wrote:
    Gordon Brown's Grin. (You may remember him)

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 16:17 Kevsy wrote:
    Tony Hayward's holiday plans

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    On Thu 29 Jul 2010 at: 16:41 Clifford wrote:
    Bill's tables and chairs.

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    On Fri 30 Jul 2010 at: 13:54 Old Cynic wrote:
    Lewesian tolerance
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