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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 08:49 Feminist wrote:
    Is it just me or do other women hate the bald head look on men. It's looks good when it's a natural process but to shave it all off before time baffles me. My husband tried it and it was like sleeping with humpy dumpy. Happily he has grown it back. This craze extends to sportsman, politicians etc. Come on men it will happen one day and will look good but to shave it off prematurely is beyond me and personally I think it's makes you look horrible.

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 08:51 DFL wrote:
    Yes, it's a bit weird that guys do that, presumably to show that they're tough. I spent some time in HM Forces and had to have short hair all the time, needless to say I was like a hippie 1 year after leaving !!

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 09:08 Teacher wrote:
    I agree feminist, although I must admit it does not look to bad if you are dark skinned but if you are white it just looks like an egg on your shoulder.

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 09:36 Harmony Hairspray wrote:
    It is such a common thuggish look that only appeals to common thuggish women.

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 09:43 Common thuggish woman wrote:
    Hh, I don't know about that, your husband likes it too.

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 10:28 Harmony Hairspray wrote:
    I know now where he got the rash from.

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 12:08 Handsome Balding Man wrote:
    Its hard to be a man
    One day the first grey hair
    Next day there’s nothing there
    Your bald patch shows
    Your stomach grows
    You walk when you once ran
    Its hard to be a man
    You ask where did it go?
    That blistering Summer when
    You looked good in anything
    The patch they mock
    Grew tumbling locks
    That almost seemed to glow
    Your ask, where did it go?

    Some sculpt the last few strands
    In a structure made if gel
    And see by force of will
    An eternal youth ,they know
    Which like Michelangelo’s
    Marble David, never end s
    Some sculpt. The last few strands
    Some men will wear a hat
    Some rubs manure on their pate
    Its all too late, too late
    For the women come to jeer
    Desiccated crones appear
    And shriek derision at
    The men who wear a hat
    Yes time is cruel and yet
    A crinkled smile and still bright eyes
    Ripe and weathered, almost wise
    May still enchant
    So let them taunt
    This menopausal set
    Yes time is Cruel and yet
    Its women that fear time
    They are the flowers ,and their bloom
    Packs loads of va va voom
    But doesn`t last ,like wine or cheese
    Men get tastier, (like these),
    So try to pity them
    Its women that fear time
    Its women that fear age

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 13:55 jrsussex wrote:
    The habit started some yrs ago when doormen (bouncers in those days) thought it made them look "hard", unfortunately many of the shaved heads closely resembled a circumcised penis. Why the habit spread out into the general male population I have never really understood. When I was younger a bald head was not something you boasted of, men often wore hats to hide their baldness or bought the most amazingly cheap "rugs". Nothing wrong at all in being bald and being proud of it but quite why males with a good head of hair feel the need to shave it all off is beyond me personally. It certainly cannot be to look different as they all look remarkably similar after the big shave. And any man who thinks it makes him look hard is mistaken, your baldness does not, nor ever has, frightened me.

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 18:50 skin wrote:
    I've been shaving my head for the last 25 years. It's not supposed to make me look hard, I just prefer not to have any hair.
    The Mrs also prefers it that way. You won't be surprised to know that I don't give a flying one what anyone else thinks about it.

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 19:08 Teacher wrote:
    Allright skin keep your hair on.

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 19:14 Mrs Twine wrote:
    My first post didn't appear (why not, Webbo?), so I'm having another try, dears.
    Firstly, I do feel very sorry for men who find their hair begins to desert them, but they should remember that people like you for your personality, not your hair. However, in my view, a comb-over is a real no-no, especially in a high wind.
    Another no-no, in my book, are those baggy shorts that reach below the knee, generally in khaki. Believe me, dears, they do you no favours. Hubby bought a pair, but I made them disappear when he wasn't looking.
    Now back to the production line. Do any of you non-hirsute men need a yogurt and banana crocheted head cosy in this icy weather?

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 19:48 Clifford wrote:
    Mrs Twine - those shorts. And the walk that goes with them, the 'I'm carrying so much between my legs I have to walk as if I've just messed myself'.

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 20:09 Teacher wrote:
    A friend of mine who was losing his hair decided to have a rabbit tattooed on his head. When I asked him how that helps he said " well from a distance it looks like a hare ".

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    On Sat 11 Feb at: 22:52 Mrs Twine wrote:
    Clifford, possibly we don't always agree on politics, but I am delighted that we see eye to eye on the things that really matter - those shorts.

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    On Sun 12 Feb at: 08:47 Clifford wrote:
    Mrs Tine - exactly. Politics is a mere detail. I even drink with Tories.

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    On Sun 12 Feb at: 08:48 Clifford wrote:
    I mean, of course, Mrs Twine.

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    On Sun 12 Feb at: 09:24 Mrs Twine wrote:
    Mine's a Wincarnis. Though on present Parliamentary showing I am not necessarily Tory.
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